The Pithy Proverbs of Karl Bickerstaff

Note: Karl is not a licensed physician, psychologist, or life coach. Neither does he have a Certificate of Sanity. He is not responsible for any of the effects or side effects (including, but not limited to, hats, being cool, large explosions, or international infamy) that may result from following his advice.

  • It’s pretty queasy, being green.
  • When you’re feeling down, look down, and remember that you’re six feet higher than you could be.
  • Eccentricity is a virtue.
  • Obesity is not.
  • Not all tall teenagers play basketball, which is probably a good thing.